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Brooklyn Nine-Nine rewriting season 8 from scratch

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nobody's really in the mood for a wacky show about the NYPD right now
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digdoug
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Wow. Good on 'em.
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Dogs

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Spend enough time with a dog and he’ll tell you what he knows:

It’s best to lay in the grass with your orange ball

It’s best to sleep with your orange ball or Mr Llama or your peanut butter bone or your lady bugs in case you need them when you awake

It’s best to assume everything is your business

It’s best to greet every stranger like a friend

It’s best to greet every friend with wild enthusiasm

It’s best to hide behind somebody’s legs when you’re scared by lawnmowers

It’s best to stick your nose into the wind

It’s best to poop wherever you want, as long as it’s right on the edge of a sidewalk or roadway or pond

It’s best to pee on every tree

It’s best to rip apart your toys as fast as you can

It’s best to go bananas early in the morning and very late at night

It’s best to sleep on somebody’s feet

It’s best to cram your orange ball under the sofa so you can see how long your legs are

It’s best to never know how long your legs are

It’s best to go outside then inside then outside every three minutes

It’s best to sleep in the bathtub when it’s hot

It’s best to stare at people when they eat

It’s best to leave your toys wherever

It’s best to sleep on your back so you’re available for belly rubs

It’s best to have your belly rubbed

It’s best to have your chin scratched

It’s best to have your ears scratched

It’s best to have your butt scratched

It’s best to sleep wherever whenever

It’s best to grab whatever you can off the table before you get caught

It’s best to run through a snowy field like a maniac

It’s best to run through really tall grass, the grass with all the prickers

Ear drops are the worst

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A newspaper serial!?

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Can you believe it!
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digdoug
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This is so cool.
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After the last couple months, America is forced to confront the hard question: ...

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After the last couple months, America is forced to confront the hard question:

Which is more worthless, offices or officers?

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MotherHydra
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tough one. Why not both?!
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  • If Barack Obama wants to help stop the turmoil, he should be giving out really lousy advice. Because since it came from Obama, Trump will do the exact opposite.
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5 from ralph ellison

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Injustice wears the same harsh face wherever it shows itself.

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it also has the power to blind, imprison, and destroy.

It takes a deep commitment to change, and an even deeper commitment to grow.

There are few things in the world as dangerous as sleepwalkers.

When I discover who I am, I’ll be free.



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